I could surf the web but that is so completely menial and I think it makes me excessively more dim-witted the more I check facebook. Yuck and blech.
I could learn to become a fantastic and world renowned cook, but we don't have the money to buy all the needed ingredients because Maui is an endless and bottomless money pit!!!
I have thought about becoming a super toned and fit Taebo chick, but really I can hardly handle doing 2 sessions a week without my body feeling w.r.e.c.k.e.d.
Other options include becoming a professional surfer (I don't have the talent nor the proper vehicle to haul my board around AND my mother still won't let me go surfing alone even though my 26th birthday approaches later this month, so I have also ruled this option out).
I have thought about stealing all of Rebecca's glory and taking up photography but I figured it would take me decades of tedious work to learn photoshop, so that is officially ex-nayed.
Jonathan was the next victim I set eyes on to steal all his aspirations to become a wine connoisseur, better known as a "sommelier". However, I can hardly pronounce any of the vineyard's exquisite names and I can't afford to sample wines in order to refine my palate. Another idea straight out the window.
So, all that put aside, I have decided to become a fantastic gardener.
I will let you know if this idea comes to fruition. I spent about 2 hours today getting destroyed by every type of blood-sucking mosquito found on my wonderful little island. Though, I was successful in gathering enough weeds to fill a wheel barrow overflowing with sacrificial gifts. I feel complete for today. Let's see what tomorrow brings. Happy gardening to me and sorry for all of you getting thrown into the depths of winter. :0 :X
